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Q Why did the ape run around from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!

Q Why do gorillas have big nostrilsA from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.

A gorilla was walking through the jungle from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.'

Why do primates do so well in from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Why should you always refuse to lend from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy CarterThey from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do Apes love to go to from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why do Apes like tall buildingsThey want from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why do apes climb to the tops from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

Why did the Gorilla visit ItalyAn advertisements from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

Why did the Gorilla fail EnglishHe had from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!

Why did the girl Gorilla engaged to from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!

Why did the Ape jump off the from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why did both Germany and the US from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why couldnt the Gorilla pitcher make it from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!

Why are Gorillas underpaidTheyre willing to work from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!

Who is the Gorillas favourite President of from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!



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